Nov 24 2008
Bunny tales: 32 Third Graders and One Class Bunny
Don’t forget you have until midnight (MT) on November 26, 2008 to enter my contest to win 12 cartons of Blue Bunny ice cream!
There’s all sorts of classic children’s books that feature bunnies:
Goodnight Moon- Pat the Bunny (Touch and Feel Book)
- Guess How Much I Love You
- The Runaway Bunny
- Beatrix Potter The Complete Tales (Potter)
- The Velveteen Rabbit
But this sort of bunny tale is about a third grade teacher, Mr. Done, who has 32 Third Graders and One Class Bunny.
He writes:
I fix staplers that won’t staple and zippers that won’t zip, and I poke pins in the orange caps of glue bottles that will not pour. I hand out papers and pencils and stickers and envelopes for newly pulled teeth. I know the difference between Austria and Australia.
I plan lessons while shaving, showering, driving, eating, and sleeping. I plan lessons five minutes before the bell rings. I know what time it is when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the nine. I say the r in library. I do not say the w in sword.
I put on Band-Aids and winter coats and school plays. I know they will not understand the difference between your and you’re. I know they will write to when it should be too. I say “Cover your mouth,” after they have coughed on me.
I am a teacher.



